Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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