I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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