Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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