I wanna bring you to show and tell
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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