Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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