remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have demons in me.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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