so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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