An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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