How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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