Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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