I just saw a hot homeless man
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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