i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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