Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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