we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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