I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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