I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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