whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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