No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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