whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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