capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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