I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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