nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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