Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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