Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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