the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
