Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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