she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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