I CAN MOONWALK!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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