we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
