so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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