watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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