this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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