just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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