the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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