Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
