Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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