Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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