And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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