Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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