He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
