I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
