i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
