Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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