mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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