...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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