Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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