I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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