oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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