NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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