He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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