HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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